i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
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- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Me:
- Person:
- Me:
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Me:
- Person:
- Me:
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
Catfished in 2014
- You: babe get on skype im tired of looking at just pictures
- Fakeass: im sorry babe i dont have a smart phone or wifi
- You: .....but i met you thru instagram
- Fakeass: babe wow how could you not trust me?! I thought you loved me
- You: fine.....but i really cant believe im dating a model from ANTM Season 3 :)))
We don’t talk anymore and you don’t seem to care.
A 10-word story (via icy-brunette)
cherieamor